YOU WANT POTATO PIZZA? ILL GIVE YOU POTATO PIZZA

NOTE: this is a personal attack on lisa williams and her blog. it may or may not be referencing other bloggz seen on the inter-net.

oh there you go you little indie rock crappy overly priced not great pizza lover. not only will i get you your precious potato pizza, i will smash those potatoes, add a lovely garlic kick and call it a day. rilo kiley and all the other really cool and uber awesome bands will be ringing in your eardrums for days after. i will get you better hummus that even cpk will let me get curbside. so dont you go bashing on my blog posts or consider it war. EGYPTIAN RAT SCREW WAR. and we all know how that ends...


p.s. im sorry if that seemed mean, i take it back. all of it, even your pizza i just made.







(lisa williams is a 20 year old proud pisces student at brigham young university who will be studying abroad in spain fall semester and will be greatly missed by her current roomate/neighborhood friend/BFF. she usually has great taste in food and likes when things are fresh, in any sense of the word. she is the louisiana to my alabama.)

must be nice...

...to have a spring break. but thank you to maddison ek for gracing provo with her presence and living on my floor for a few days.

(maddison ek is an 18 year old vegetarian currently residing in cypress, california attending LBCC and looking to get into berkeley. she wears her hair short and her dresses even shorter, likes to bake cupcakes and knows how to bring it in handball. she is a taurus)

while she was here i made sure to show her a good provo time starting off by attending a class or two, then taking her to see snow for the first time by getting foot passes at sundance. of course we ate at provo's finest dining spots including but not limited to cafe rio, kneaders and pizzeria 712.

on a side note, pizzaria 712 is not good. in no way does it compare to my precious deli news in lbc. i give them points for not bothering me every five seconds and bombarding me when questions. the pizza may have seemed fancy and delish, but it lost all its cred in first bite. so sorry to all those indie loves of 712, you have no taste in pizza.

congratulations, because you made it

nearly one week, and still a blogger. if thats not an accomplishment in itself i dont know what is.

next up--learn how to link ali and david II. also, congratulations on your 2 week and 2 day anniversary. you should go out somewhere special. like del taco or the rio. maybe even get some delish chocolate treats from chocolat boutique...

not good enough for the internet

after reading blogs galore, i realized i wouldn't be able to properly fill out an internet survey of all the really cool and interesting facts about myself that i'm sure you are dying to know. i can't list 5 places i've lived or 5 jobs i've had. both only would reach number two.

PRIORITY NUMBER 1--get a job.